Purim Tingtong: Funny

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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Uncle going back tomorrow, I going back 2 weeks later

Yesterday, me, aunties & uncle is having dinner together. This dinner is asked by auntie S. To farewell uncle going back tomorrow. We eat at Indian restaurant. I really don’t like Indian, but the food is nice. Then another competition on who experience more between uncle & auntie. As we want to make separate bills, therefore I need to instruct the waiter clearly which food on which details. But what annoy is uncle keep want to jump in to talk. The problem is I speak local language to the waiter, but uncle speak English to him. Usually even speak local language he already khong khong. But now add in some more English, really worry the waiter will get wrong. If he make wrong, later uncle will scold again he is not smart enough again. Sigh, so annoy… After sometime, group of Indian with their children get into restaurant for dinner. Then their children are running around & make many noises. Then auntie S is complaining that they are so noisy & making her headache. I bet that auntie S sure don’t like children.

Tomorrow uncle is going back, and then I was thinking that I still have 2 weeks to go. I really don’t know what kind of feeling I have now.

Friday, November 4, 2011

Been locked inside toilet

Today after lunch, I suddenly feel I had stomachache. I need to go toilet. Factory locks the toilet because it was for customer to use only. When I try to find the key to toilet, they told me someone already in toilet. So I just directly go to toilet. In toilet have 4 rooms. So I went inside one of it. When I done with my stomachache, I realize they had locked me inside the toilet. This is the 1^st time I been lock inside toilet. I tell to Kwan & she laugh on me. Haha…

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Scorch smell in restaurant

During this morning breakfast, I met uncle. After some time, he suddenly is missing from his seat. At 1^st I was thinking he go outside for smoke. But later when he was back, I am asking where he go. He told me that actually he want to heat some bread. But he doesn’t know how to adjust the microwave. So he burns the bread & makes the restaurant have scorch smell.

Uncle is braver than me. He dares to tell it out. Actually, few days ago I also made bread burn when want to heat it with microwave. The microwave is the traditional type. This microwave is only with 2 turners. One is for time & one is for type of heats. I really don’t know what heat should I choose & how long time should I choose. So, I just choose the most heat & put for 2minutes. At last, it burn. Hahaha… When I know this, I just faster bring the breads to my table & wrap it with tissue paper. All the waiter & waitress in the hotel was try to find out where this burning smell come from. They even look at the oven machine to see is it some bread stuck inside it. That why make out the scorch smell. Then I faster leave & bring those burn breads back to room. Then I was thinking, maybe some birds outside can accept to eat these 2 breads. So I just put it on my room balcony. Hee…hee… But after half day, the breads still untouched. But I still keep it out there. When the next day I see it, it is gone. I think those birds do ate it.